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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

—

Everyone loved it.

Tom Cruise Earns Guinness World Record For ‘Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning’ Stunt - Deadline

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can a person develop advanced brain power?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Am I in the wrong for getting upset with my neighbor who was weed whacking at 9 am on a Saturday? Should I apologize for being rude? I found this was obnoxious and inconsiderate, considering I work very late on weekends.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Reds cut infielder Jeimer Candelario halfway into $45 million deal: ‘Sunk cost’ - New York Post

Still no good.

No way

No go.

Compass psilocybin therapy shown to be effective in largest-ever study in depression - STAT

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Plants Grow Hidden Second Root System – And It’s Helping Fight Climate Change - SciTechDaily

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Asus ROG Xbox Ally X pre-order date and price may have been revealed - The Shortcut | Matt Swider

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Patch Notes: New Co-op Emotes! — Warcraft Rumble - Blizzard News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

All of the new features coming to Apple’s iOS apps - TechCrunch

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